Pinch Me

Last night I was praying with Alex, Beth, and Lucy and I was almost finished when Lucy bit my arm and then pinched me. I was so stunned. Sometimes I think that I must be in a dream and the stuff that goes on around here is too unbelievable. Someone should just pinch me and wake me up. AND, when I think the most unbelieveable thing happens and can never be topped, another scene plays out and I am again taken aback. Tonight we were all scurrying around trying to get going to AWANA. Beth and Lucy had both stripped down to put on dress up clothes so when it was time to leave no one could find their day clothes. Eric and I reminded them several times to get dressed. Finally, Eric went down to find them. Soon after Bethie comes upstairs dressed and says, "Mom, you're not gonna believe this." I looked at her thinking, sure I will, try me. "Lucy just peed and pooped on the floor in the laundry room, just like the dog." Again, I was stunned. Couldn't she have just used the bathroom just across the hall? What is that girl thinking?