Friday, August 04, 2006

I figured it out!

My brother-in-law (yes, Eric's brother!) sent us this email today and it cracked me up. I think I'll forward this to Eric so we can fix all our marital disputes and he can figure out how to make me happy...

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
7. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget
*birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food and beer

4 Comments:

Blogger jody said...

I copied and sent it to Andy at work.
His response: "That's true."

12:59 PM  
Blogger Cassie said...

paul got that at work and printed it off and brought it home to me. it was his favorite forward ever.

2:06 PM  
Blogger DGranny said...

I'm printing it for DAD!

6:31 PM  
Blogger Pam said...

Great mom. Just the visual I needed. My DAD as a the happy man. ha ha!

7:40 PM  

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