Hmmmm...

Eric took the kids to 5 houses to sell candy bars tonight while I went to PTO. He said he only dealt with 2 melt downs, 18 bars sold, 1 umbrella demolished (brand new), $1 lost out of Beth's pockets (because of course that's where the money from sold bars should go) and 4 kids unbathed and not in bed at 8 pm. Sounds like a mathematical equation waiting to happen. I'd like the answer to include $160 miraculously appearing and all the candy bars out of my house. Next year I'm opting out of 4 kids selling candy bars.

It WAS nice of him to take them and train them in the door-to-door salesmanship. :)